I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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