I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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