I am spending my child support on dildos
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
My balls are so social today.
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If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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