How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I didn't notice because vodka
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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