don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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