I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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