Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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