Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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