I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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