Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
