i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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