I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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