You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
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Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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