Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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