You really coming over, don't trick.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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