North Korea, Best Korea!
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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