Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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