i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I'm always down for nudity.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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