If i could tip my vagina, i would.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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