did you get engaged???
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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