Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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