Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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