were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
