ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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