The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
