That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He kissed a someone with a penis
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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