Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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