Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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