BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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