I forgot how hot balto sounded
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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