So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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