dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You can't motorboat a personality
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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