is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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