Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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