Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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