Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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