Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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