apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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