You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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