It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You made out with two different species that night
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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