Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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