apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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