I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know š
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Iām torn. Sheās crazy - like legitimately āWear your skin as a suitā crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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