Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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