Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
