You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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