so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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