I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize
