How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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