guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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