I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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