you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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