Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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He felt like a one man threesome
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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